married people

I hate it when people are married. It makes me feel guilty when I look at their breasts.

when to wonder

If you suddenly find yourself staggering down the middle of the street in the middle of the night drunk and bleeding, and if you find yourself wondering how you got there, and wondering about those people who are chasing you with pitchforks and torches and yelling in a strange language, well, that's probably a good thing to wonder about.