freak out your coworkers

If you want to freak out your coworkers, just do the following. When you write them an email, just place quotations around random words in your sentences. Like: Hey “Bob” how’s it going this morning? Did you ever get that “letter” I sent you? If not, I think that maybe your “wife” got “it” and didn’t give it to you. Let’s “meet” tomorrow for “lunch”. This would probably freak out your coworkers.