my tip

If you are like me, and you get up every morning wanting to kill yourself with what ever happens to be closest to you, say a lamp, or that little table next to your bed that the lamp stands on, or with the alarm clock, don’t worry about it. I’ve found a solution. Stand your lamp, and the lamp table, and the alarm clock upside down the night before, and then when you wake up, and peer about your room with that crazy look on your face, there will be no danger. Because, after all, things that are upside down just make you feel silly, especially when you want to bludgeon yourself. That’s my tip.